That's no ice cream truck

Well this is just sad.

There's a mobile "Who's Your Daddy?" mobile traveling around doling out DNA tests like popsicles. It's the Maury Povich Show on wheels.

“They flag us down, they pull us over, they talk to us,” owner and operator Jared Rosenthal said Wednesday. “Sometimes, because of the nature of the services, they want to be a little more discreet about it, but they do come or they’ll call the number.”

Depressed yet?